And now this week's edition of The NFL In So Many Words, the not-very-revelatory Blob feature preferred by 8 out of 10 Mr. Obviouses, and of which critics have said, "No s***, Sherlock!", and also, "Well, DUH!":
1. Man, do the Jets suuuuck.
2. "Well, DUH!" (Everyone who watched that crater job against the Chargers on Monday Night Football)
3. And the Bears aren't very good, either.
4. "No s***, Sherlock!" (Everyone in the greater metro Chicago area)
5. In other news, the Colts!
6. Beat the worst team in football, so hooray for them!
7. "Like that's a surprise? Oh, and by the way ..." (Everyone outside of Indy who noticed that even though the Carolina Panthers are the worst team in football, the Colts still needed two pick sixes from defensive back Kenny Moore II to beat them)
8. Hey, that C.J. Stroud is pretty good.
9. "Ya think?" (Everyone in America, after Stroud threw for 470 yards and five touchdowns and posted a 147.8 quarterback rating in the Texans 39-37 win over Tampa Bay)
10. "Man, does this Blob suuuuck." (Several thousand Mr. Obviouses)
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