And now this week's edition of The NFL In So Many Words, the all-knowing Blob feature with all your answers to "Why?", and of which critics have said "All-knowing? I got your all-knowing right here, bub", and also "Here's my 'why': Why do they keep making me review this trash?"
1. Because I'm paying your boss under the table.
2. Because Bears 12,Vikings 10 was the Ghost of Monday Night Football Past's revenge for the NFL making it just another night of football.
3. "Take that, you oversaturating oligarchs!" (Howard Cosell)
4. Because Giants 10, Patriots 7 was Jimmy Hoffa's revenge for the mob burying him under one end zone in the Meadowlands.
5. "You ain't gonna dance on me TODAY, by God!" (Jimmy)
6. Because Packers 29, Lions 22 on Thanksgiving Day was the football gods telling the Lions they were getting a liiiitle too big for their britches.
7. "The Packers? The hell did THEY come from?" (The Lions)
8. Because the now 6-5 Colts 17, Buccaneers 10 is Shane Steichen's way of saying "Neener-neener-neener" to all the doubters.
9. "The Colts? The hell did THEY come from?" (The doubters)
10. Because ten answers is all the Blob allows in this feature.
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