And now this week's edition of The NFL In So Many Words, the illusion-shredding Blob feature of which critics have said "Ewww! Look at all that shredding!", and also "Couldn't have been more humane? Why all the gruesome shredding!":
1. "Heeey, wait a minute. I thought this was OUR year to go the Super Bowl!" (Cowboys fans, after the 49ers shredded Dallas 42-10)
2. (Also Bills fans, after the Bills lost to Jacksonville in London a week after shredding the high-flying Dolphins 48-20)
3. "Heeeey, wait a minute. Maybe Justin Fields ISN'T a bust after all!" (Bears fans, after Fields threw for 282 yards and four touchdowns in the Bears 40-20 shredding of the Washington Commanders)
4. "Dammit, it's true. We really do stink." (Patriots fans, after the Saints shredded New England 34-0 in Foxborough, one week after the Cowboys shredded the Pats 38-3 in Dallas.)
5. "Fire Belichick!" (Also Patriots fans, just a few years after saying "Build a big-ass statue of Belichick outside the stadium!")
6. "We'll be just fine with Jordan Love." (Every Cheesehead in Packers Nation, prior to the season.
7. "Heeeey, wait a minute ..." (Every Cheesehead in Packers Nation, after Love threw three picks and put up a quarterback rating of 32.2 in a 17-13 loss to the sorry Raiders.)
8. "Joe Burrow sucks!" (Every Who Dey fan in Bengals Nation, after Burrow struggled mightily in the Bengals 1-3 start)
9. "Joe Burrow is BACK, baby!" (Every Who Dey fan in Bengals Nation, after the Bengals shredded Arizona and Burrow threw for 317 yards and three touchdowns)
10, "Heeey ..." (The rest of the AFC North)
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