And now this week's edition of The NFL In So Many Words, the trendy Blob feature of which critics have said "Omigod, now it's a TREND?", and also "I got your 'trendy' right here, pal.":
1. "We're gonna win this time! We're gonna win this t- Aw, CRAP!" (The Jets, a real football team for once, after losing to the Patriots for the 947th straight time despite being a real football team for once)
2. "Hey, what about us? We're a real football team, t-- Aw, CRAP!" (The Giants, after getting whacked by the Seahawks despite being a real football team for once)
3. "Am I trending yet?" (Geno Smith, who so far is out-Russell Wilsoning Russell Wilson for the Seahawks)
4. "Hey, wait! We finally won a game din't we?" (Russell Wilson)
5. "We're trending, too, ya kn- Aw, CRAP!" (The Bengals, after getting laminated by the cruddy Browns, 32-13, on Monday Night Football)
6. Meanwhile, the Bears!
7. Kept trending toward Watch This Space For Future Development after the Cowboys crushed 'em like gravel and the Bears traded Roquan Smith, one of the best linebackers in football this year. The Future is Later!
8. "Trending? Yeah, we're trending. We're trending toward We Suck." (Aaron Rodgers and Tom Brady, after the Packers and Buccaneers lost again)
9. In other trendy news, the Bills won, the Eagles won, the Vikings won, the Lions lost. Oh, yeah, and the Jets lost to the Patriots again.
10. "Hey! You already said that, jerko! Cripes." (The Jets)
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