And now this week's edition of The NFL In So Many Words, the proprietary Blob feature of which critics have said "How dare he say he owns us!", and also "You're not the boss of me!":
1. "How dare he say he owns us!" (Bears fan, after Aaron Rodgers scored a touchdown Sunday, pointed at a double-birding Bears fan and said "I STILL own you!")
2. "Well ... he kinda does." (Several other Bears fans, upon further review)
3. It's Tuesday morning and Derrick Henry just ran over three more Bills on his way to the end zone.
4. "Hey, he can't do that! We're the Bills!" (The Bills)
5. "I know how we can build the NFL brand overseas! Let's send the Jets and Falcons to London!" (Some guy during an NFL brainstorming session)
6. "And the next week, we can send the Jaguars and Dolphins!" (Some other guy during an NFL brainstorming session)
7. Hey, look, it's the Browns!
8. Brownsing it up again!
9. "Weren't they supposed to be good this year?" (America)
10. "And who's this Kyler Murray guy?" (Also America)
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