Tuesday, October 12, 2021

A few brief thoughts on NFL Week 5

 And now this week's edition of The NFL In So Many Words, the highly interruptible Blob feature of which critics have said "Wait, wha-", and also "-t?":

1. "Yay, we're whipping the Ravens on the road! Super Bowl, baby!" (Colts fans)

2. "Wait, wha-?" (Also Colts fans, after Lamar Jackson leads a comeback from 19 points down and beats them in overtime)

3. "We're still the Chiefs Kingdom! Super Bowl, baby!" (Chiefs fans)

4. "Wait, wha-?" (Also Chiefs fans, after Josh Allen and the Bills dance all over the Chiefs heads in Arrowhead, 38-20)

5. "I got this" (Packers kicker Mason Crosby)

6. "Wait, wha-?" (Also Mason Crosby. Repeat two more times)

7. "I GOT TH-!" (Bengals kicker Evan McPherson, prematurely celebrating a game-winning field goal)

8. "Wait, wha-?" (Also McPherson, after Crosby finally made the actual game-winning field goal) 

9. "And now, because the NFL wants to present its English friends with the very best of its product, we give you the Falcons and the Jets!" (The NFL, presumably, before the Falcons-Jets game in London)

10. "Wait, wha-?" (The English friends)

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