And now a special Thanksgiving week edition of The NFL In So Many Words, the stubbornly resistant Blob feature of which critics have said "I'm thankful we only have to endure this for a few more weeks," and "Oh, good, more turkey. Just what we need this week!":
1. It's Tuesday morning and the Rams just scored again.
2. No, wait, the Chiefs!
3. The Rams!
4. The Chiefs!
5. "You thought we were dead? Ha! We're not dead! Look at us! We're ALIVE, suckers! We're dancin' like Nureyev, fools!"
6. (The Indianapolis Colts)
7. (Or some unsuspecting turkey somewhere)
8. Meanwhile, in Chicago, people are pointing and saying "Hey, is that ... is that the Bears?"
9. "Hello? Hello? Where'd everybody go? Come on, you guys, this isn't funny!"
10. (Aaron Rodgers)
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