And now this week's edition of The NFL In So Many Words, the Blob feature of which Mr. Creosote has said "(Bleep) you, I'm full," and the Black Knight has said "Come back here and take what's coming to you!"
(Because if the Cleveland Browns aren't a Monty Python skit, who is?):
1. Speaking of the Browns, they did NOT intentionally booger up the A.J. McCarron deal.
2. "Nah, we were just stupid," Browns vice president of football operations Sashi Brown said.
3. (Or words to that effect.)
4. In other news, the New York Football Giants!
5. (Sorry. Just going for more laughs there.)
6. Carson Wentz for President!
7. (I mean, come on. He's gotta be smarter than What's His Name.)
8. Meanwhile, Ezekiel Elliott!
9. Is having the greatest season for a suspended guy ever!
And last but not least ...
10. Jacoby Brissett for President!
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