Tuesday, November 21, 2017

A few brief thoughts on NFL Week 11

And now this week's edition of The NFL In So Many Words, the scrumptious Blob feature of which many Starbucks customers have said "Can I get that with pumpkin spice?", and also "And can I get it in a cup the War on Christmas foofs will really, really hate?":

1. "Gee, I'm glad they didn't have any earthquakes while we were here." (Bill Belichick, apparently referring to the recent Mexico City quake that, um, killed hundreds)

2. "When can we send this fool back?" (The entire nation of Mexico)

3. "What do you mean, 'Keep him'?" (See above)

4. Paging Tyrod Taylor ... paging Tyrod Taylor ...

5. Your starting job is back from the shop.

6. Sorry we let Peterman drive it.

7. Meanwhile, the Browns!

8. Continue Brownsing!

9.  Dak > Brett Hundley.

10. Probably.

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