Gettin' drafty, Part Deux

 ... in which everyone weighs in on Shedeur Sanders as he falls down the NFL's Big Board like a skydiver without a chute.

His tumble reached epic proportions Friday as the second and third rounds came and went and Shedeur continued to be the wallflower at a middle-school dance, passed over for three other quarterbacks. The Saints took Tyler Shough from Louisville in the second round; the Seahawks took Jalen Milroe of Alabama and the Browns plucked Dillon Gabriel from Oregon in the third round. New Orleans and Cleveland in particular had been tagged as possible destinations for Sanders in the unsuspecting pre-draft days.

Meanwhile, as noted, everyone weighed on the deepening mystery of Sanders' radioactivity. And by everyone, we mean "everyone."

Come on down, Donald John "Legbreaker" Trump!

Yes, that's right. Even Fearless Leader had something to say about Shedeur -- which isn't surprising considering Donald John figures every true American wants to know what he thinks about everything.

And so, never one to leave a rant un-ranted, Donald John jumped on social media to object to the injustice being visited on poor Shedeur.

"What is wrong with NFL owners, are they STUPID?" the leader of our blessed Regime wrote/spluttered. "Deion Sanders was a great college football player, and was even greater in the NFL. He's also a very good coach, streetwise and smart! Therefore, Shedeur, his quarterback son, has PHENOMENAL GENES, and is all set for Greatness. He should be 'picked' IMMEDIATELY by a team that wants to WIN."

First observation: You don't get rational, informed analysis like this just anywhere.

Second observation: A guy doesn't get that kind of attaboy from Donald John unless DJ has gotten some serious jack from him. Wonder how much Deion contributed to his presidential campaign.

Third observation: Also, wonder how much Deion has invested in Donald John's crypto-currency scam, or his various other scams over the years.

And one last observation, just for the heck of it ...

Donald John ranted his Shedeur rant after the first round. Which makes you wonder if passing over the kid in the second and third rounds might been the owners' reaction to the President of the United States publicly calling them stupid.

"Oh, yeah?" you can almost hear them sneering. "Well, watch THIS, Mr. President!"

And, OK, so that's pretty far-fetched. In fact it's beyond-space-and-time-fetched.

But you know what people say about everything Fearless Leader touches. So there's that.

And in the meantime?

In the meantime, Shedeur Sanders keeps waiting for his cell to buzz.

Hopefully it won't be Donald John. More help like that he doesn't need.