And now this season's final edition of The NFL In So Many Words, the recurring Blob feature of which critics have said "Yah, recurring like gout", and also "Yah, recurring like a spike being hammered into your forehead every week":
1. "Yippee, we don't have to watch this team anymore!" (Giants fans, Jets fans, Patriots fans, Raiders fans, Browns fans, Colts fans)
2. "Yippee, we finally beat the Packers!" (Bears fans)
3. "Yippee, we're goin' to the playoffs and you're not!" (Packers fans)
4. "So it's over now, right? I can leave now, right?" (Aaron Rodgers)
5. "Yes, Aaron, you can leave now. Fat lot of good you did us anyway." (Jets fans weary of all the A-Aron drama)
6. In other news, Joe Burrow!
7. Had still another lights-out day as the Bengals beat the Steelers to keep their playoff hopes ali-
8. "Not so fast, chuckleheads!" (The Chiefs, cackling madly as they played their backups plus, who knows, maybe some guys from their Super Bowl IV team, and laid down for the Broncos, 38-0. Which put the Broncos in the playoffs instead)
9. "Thank you, God!" (Broncos fans)
10. "I'm not God. I just play him in State Farm commercials." (Chiefs head coach Andy Reid)
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