And now this week's edition of The NFL In So Many Words, the too-hip-only-for-senior-citizens Blob feature of which America's grandmothers have said "Well, I never!" and also "You should have your mouth washed out with soap, young man!":
1. "Our O-line needs to block better!" -- T.Y. Hilton, immediately after Jacksonville 27, Colts 0.
2. "Sorry, guys! I messed up!" -- T.Y. Hilton, shortly after being paid a visit by the O-line.
3. "Sorry, guys! I messed up!" -- DeShone Kizer, after being seen out late on Friday night.
4. "S'OK! We weren't gonna win anyway!" -- The rest of the awful, winless Cleveland Browns.
5. "Why is Jay Cutler on this team again?" -- Every Dolphins fan everywhere.
6. "Why is Jay Cutler on this team again?" -- Matt Moore, after leading the Fish back against the Jets.
7. "This fog is very strange-looking!" -- Adrienne Barbeau, "The Fog."
8. "Aieee! I'm being chased by dead sailors with boat hooks!" -- Tom Brady, "The Fog That Ate Sunday Night Football."
9. "Aieee! I'm being chased by the ghosts of Super Bowl XLI!" -- Matt Ryan, after the Falcons were waxed by the Patriots again.
10. "Man, those Browns. They're awful and winless." -- The Blob.
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