And now this week's edition of The NFL In So Many Words, the comfortably reliable Blob feature of which critics have said "Rely on THIS, meathead!", and also "You were comfortably dropped on your head as a child, weren't you?":
1. "Woo-hoo! A shutout through three! You can comfortably rely on us not to blow this one!" (The Giants)
2. "Wait ... what?" (Also the Giants, after Denver scored 33 points in the fourth quarter to steal the win)
3. Meanwhile, the Dolphins!
4. Got comfortably blown out by the Browns, who, in their weird all-black threads, didn't look anything like the Browns.
5. "Wait, those were the Browns?" (The Dolphins)
6. (Also most of Cleveland, probably)
7. Meanwhile, the Chargers!
8. Who, in their weird mustard-yellow unis, got trucked at home by the comfortably reliable Colts, who just keep motoring along behind Daniel Indiana Jones and Jonathan "Just Give Me My 100 Yards And Nobody Gets Hurt" Taylor.
9. "Can I get a hot dog with that mustard?" (The Colts)
10. "Dress like clowns, play like clowns." (Whatever part of L.A. that actually cares about the Chargers, probably)
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