This week in kookery

 Hey, I'm with you, crazy people. I don't think Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, either.

I mean, if you watch the video, he kinda skipped. Or hopped. Or skip-hopped.

But sure, believe what you want, stitching together "evidence" that when put together amounts to a wisp of smoke. This is your time, crazy people. Your brethren and sisteren control an entire house of Congress, and will now be launching a veritable Investigationpalooza that will waste our tax dollars plunging down rabbit holes to prove Dr. Fauci is actually Dr. Mengele, and Joe Biden is a secret pedophile in league with socialist communist gay-grooming illegals.

Oh, and did you hear the latest about Buffalo Bills defensive back Damar Hamlin?

Turns out he’s actually dead.

 See, the docs and the government and, sure, Dr. Fauci, are covering it up because the COVID vaccine killed him and they're trying to keep it quiet. That's why no one has actually seen or heard from him since he went into sudden cardiac arrest and collapsed on that Monday night.

"But, Mr. Blob," you're saying now. "He's been seen and heard from plenty. He was even at the game last weekend when the Bills lost to the Bengals in the divisional playoffs."

Wrong, sheeple!

See, according to the crazy people, that was NOT ACTUALLY DAMAR. It was a BODY DOUBLE. Why do you  think he was all bundled up so you couldn't see his face?

"Because it was30 degrees and snowing like hell and he's still recovering from, well, basically dying?" you're saying.

Fools! It's because he's DEAD, and THAT WASN'T HIM!

"Oh, you're just making this up," you're saying. "Nobody's that nutso. Nobody's such a batshite kook they'd believe that."

To which the Blob responds, "Ahem."

"Wow," you're saying now, after clicking on the link above. "The crazy people really are crazy."

Yup.