And now this week's special Thanksgiving edition of The NFL In So Many Words, the Blob's turkey of a feature of which critics have said "What? No cranberry sauce with this?", and also "Well, at least we know what THIS has been stuffed with":
1. "What do you call it when an undrafted rookie quarterback takes his team three-quarters of the field in four plays, on the road, to turn a sure loss into a win?" (The Blob)
2. "A Thanksgiving blessing?" (Baltimore Ravens fan)
3. "The bleeping Bears throwing another bleeping game away in the most bleeped-up way possible?" (Chicago Bears fans)
4. "Correct, Chicago Bears fans!" (The Blob)
5. "The Patriots look like a Super Bowl team! Huzzah!" (Patriots fans)
6. "The bleeping Patriots look like a bleeping Super Bowl team! Bleep!" (Everyone else in the NFL)
7. "We have so much to be thankful for!" (The Texans, the Vikings, the Colts, the Cardinals)
8. "Bleep Thanksgiving!" (The Titans, the Packers, the Bills, the Seahawks)
9. "We're just thankful for the Jets." (Dolphins fan)
10. "We're just thankful we only have to watch this crap-a** team for another six weeks." (Jets fans)
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