Today's cautionary tale

So, did you hear the one about the social gathering that resulted in 29 University of Louisville athletes showing red for the Bastard Plague, and which got four sports temporarily shut down?

I'd be miffed, too, if I were Lullville's athletic director, who vented his ire by kicking three soccer players out of the program. One of those three later said, gosh, they never intended for the aforementioned social gathering to turn into a gigantic party. It just kind of did.

You can read about it here.

But, hey. You know what?

It's not as if  this is likely to happen anywhere else this fall. Because, gosh, a handful of college athletes getting together to drink a few beers hardly ever turns into a gigantic party. I mean, really, where have you ever heard of that happening?

Aside from pretty much everywhere, that is.