Now this from the WTTT*

(* -- Weird Thrown-Together Thing. Not available in stores.)

In any case, when last we left the NBA's Weird Thrown-Together Thing, the league was announcing the 2019-20 season would "resume" on July 31, even though it's not really the resumption of anything but, well, a Weird Thrown-Together Thing. Now here are the details the Blob has neglected to include so far:

1. The Weird Thrown-Together Thing will include only 22 of the 30 NBA teams.

2. There will be an eight-game End Of The Regular Season that will eliminate six of them.

3. There will be a possible play-in tournament for the eighth seed.

4. The "NBA Finals" are scheduled to begin Sept. 30, which is almost October, which is traditionally when next season begins.

5. The time commitment for the Weird Thrown-Together Thing will be a maximum of 53 days (nearly two months) for 14 of the 22 teams, and at least 67 days (more than two months) for the final four teams.

This just gets sillier and sillier.

Said it so you won't have to.