And now the triumphant ("No!") return ("Don't say it!") of The NFL In So Many Words ("I TOLD YOU NOT TO SAY IT!!"), a revered American tradition enhanced this season with a black Sharpie, which will draw in stick figures of the Pottsville Maroons and Duluth Eskimos where applicable:
1. "This is it! The road to the Super Bowl starts TODAY!" (Browns Fan)
2. "Aw, CRAP!" (Also Browns Fan)
3. "This is it! The road to the Super Bowl starts TONIGHT!" (Bears Fan)
4. "Aw, CRAP!" (Also Bears Fan)
5. "Of course we're in field goal range! We have ADAM VINATIERI!" (Your Indianapolis Colts)
6. "Of course we're not going to sink! We have SIX WATERTIGHT COMPARTMENTS!" (Your crew of the Titanic)
7. "Hey, who replaced the Dolphins with us?" (The Pottsville Maroons)
8. "I think we could beat 'em, and we're all dead!" (The Duluth Eskimos)
9. "We're gonna win! We're gonna win!" (Lions Fan)
10. "Aw, CRAP!" (Also Lions Fan)
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