And now this week's edition of The NFL In So Many Words, the Blob feature of which critics have said "Hey! Why didn't you call it 'inevitable' or 'unrepentant' or 'unrepentantly regular' this time?", and also "Why not 'persistently annoying', 'cause that would have worked, too?":
1. It's Tuesday morning and that Patrick Mahomes kid is still pretty good.
2. Meanwhile, the Raiders.
3. Aren't any better on this continent, so they traded Amari Cooper to the Cowboys.
4. "Hey, look, we got Amari Cooper!" (The Cowboys)
5. "Please save my job, Amari!" (Cowboys coach Jason Garrett)
6. In other news, the Giants continue to do Giants things (i.e., lose). The Patriots continue to do Patriots things (i.e., win). The Bengals continue to do Bengals things (i.e., get everybody's hopes up, then turn into the Bengals again.)
7. "Hey, look, a running game!" (The Colts)
8. "Hey, look, a defense!" (Also the Colts)
9. "Yeah, but it was only us." (The Bills)
10. "Please save my job, Amari!" (Cowboys coach Jason Garrett)*
* -- Because you just can't repeat this enough.
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