And now this week's edition of The NFL In So Many Words, the inevitable Blob feature of which critics have said "God, it's so inevitable!" and also "Like winter and President Donald 'A Day Without A Lie Is Not A Day' Trump's latest fairy tale, only worse!":
1. It's Tuesday morning and Mason Crosby just hit Wednesday with a kick.
2. Look, he did it again!
3. And again. And again. And yet again.
4. "Good morning, ma'am, I'm Mason Crosby. Will that be whole life or term insurance today?" (Mason Crosby)
5. In other news, Drew Brees passes Peyton Manning on the all-time passing yardage list.
6. "Hey, no fair! Drew Brees just passed me!" (Peyton Manning)
7. Meanwhile, Patrick Mahomes continues to be pretty good. But just wait'll he faces (opponent name here)
8. "Damn, that kid is pretty good!" (Opponent name here)
9. Graham Gano, meet Tom Dempsey. Tom Dempsey, meet Graham Gano. Yes, 63 (yards) is a nice round number isn't it?
10. "Crap. I wish I was Graham Gano." (Mason Crosby)
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