And by "evil" I mean "scared poopless that he was going to be buried in an avalanche of verbal abuse by venturing into the kingdom of his nemesis, Jerry Jones."
Goodell was present and accounted for in the Jerry Dome last night for the NFL Draft, in which the Browns did dumb stuff again by taking a quarterback first and a defensive back fourth, when they could have taken Saquon Barkley first and a quarterback -- did it really matter that much which one? -- fourth. And what Roger Goodell did was, he outflanked all those Cowboy yahoos itching to boo him off the stage.
He did it by inviting a few friends to open the draft with him.
One of them was Roger Staubach.
Another of them was Jason Witten.
Yes, that's right. Roger the Hammer surrounded himself with Cowboy icons, figuring there's no way he'd get booed off the stage in Dallas if Staubach and Witten were there with him. And of course he didn't.
Crafty. The man is soooo crafty.
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