And now this week's edition of The NFL In So Many Words, the Blob feature barred from entering 42 states because "We're scared" and "Who knows what's hiding behind that sentence? It could be a terrorist!":
1. The Bengals!
3. I said, THE BENGALS!
4. (More crickets)
5. Because, the Browns.
6. (Knock out Landry Jones so they can get torched by Ben Roethlisberger)
7. Hey, look! The Giants are gonna beat the Patriots!
8. (Yet more crickets)
9. Will the last uninjured player in the NFL please raise his hand?
10. (Thunderous fusillade of crickets).