And now this week's installment of The NFL In So Many Words, the Blob feature National Geographic hails as "the missing link between cave drawings and hieroglyphics" and "compelling reading except for the lame Phoenician jokes":
1. Brock Osweiler is ...
2. Sammy Baugh.
3. Johnny Unitas.
4. Brock Osweiler.
5. Matt Hasselbeck is ...
6. The real Andrew Luck.
7. 67.
8. Matt Hasselbeck.
9. The Bengals!
10. Wouldn't have lost (again!) if they had Tony Romo, the greatest quarterback in the entire history of quarterbacks, and the man who's going to singlehandedly lead the Cowboys to 15 gazillion straight wins and the Supe-- oh, never mind.
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