Well, one thing's for sure, if so little else is these days. Kamala Harris will never be able to find a seam in the Cover Two the way Robert F. Kennedy Jr.'s possible running mate can.
Comes now that presidential "candidate" RFK Jr., running on the Certified Loon ticket, has been in talks with -- wait for it -- Aaron Rodgers to possibly be his running mate. Yes, that Aaron Rodgers. And, no, that is not the setup for a punch line.
Although it could be.
Why is Aaron Rodgers running for Vice-President?
Anything to get away from the Jets.
Or:
Why did RFK Jr. pick Aaron Rodgers as his running mate?
He needed a guy who could find the seam in a Cover Two.
Sheesh. Life comes at you fast these days, and when it does you say "Are you insane?"
More and more the answer is, "Why, yes, I am.
Although on some level an RFK Jr./Aaron Rodgers ticket would make all kinds of sense. Both believe the Covid vaccine will either kill you or turn you into a newt; both buy into every goofy conspiracy theory that trundles down the pike. And of course both are nuttier than granny's fruitcake.
Both, frankly, sound as if they've spent a long time alone in the dark in a cabin in the woods.
Oh, wait. Aaron already did that.
"Hey, no fair, I thought of that first!" RFK Jr. might well have responded.
Or maybe it was Ted Kaczynski.
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