Wednesday, March 29, 2023

When superfans go bad

 Everyone's talking about the NFL draft right now, and who's going to take which quarterback where, and what's going to happen with Lamar Jackson, who didn't hire an agent and now is pretty much rudderless in his ongoing contract dispute/soap opera with the Baltimore Ravens.

But what about some real NFL news, boys and girls?

ChiefsaHolic is in the wind!

That would be Xavier Babudar, the Kansas City Chiefs superfan who dresses in a wolf suit, a Chiefs jersey and Zubaz pants for every home game. It seems when Babudar isn't dressing as a wolf, he likes to rob banks. Or at least that's what he's been accused of doing.

Babudar was arrested Dec. 16 for allegedly robbing a credit union in Bixby, Okla. (while disguised, naturally). Released on bond with an ankle monitor, he was supposed to appear for arraignment hearing Monday. Instead, he cut off the ankle monitor and vanished.

Now there's a $1 million warrant on his head -- and, listen, this might not be Bonnie and Clyde fleeing Frank Hamer in a stolen Ford V8, but when did Clyde ever dress up in a wolf suit?

Never, that's when. In any event, ChiefsaHolic is on the lam. And, no, there's no truth to the rumor the authorities have set up roving tailgate barbecues all across Chiefs Kingdom to get him to come out of hiding.

Hungry and with his paws up, presumably.

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