Look, I know Tom Brady is special and all, what with his magic diet that keeps him perpetually 25 and his six rings and his Legacy -- which is something he's compelled to think about now even though the magic diet will probably keep him playing until he's 65.
(And that may be low-balling it)
Anyway ... yeah, he's special, in an annoying Mr. Perfect sort of way. But, come on, man. Levitation?
We take you now to the highlight of this week's pre-Super Bowl media feeding frenzy, when Brady seemed to rise into the air while answering a question, and then slowly return to earth. Check it out. And prepare for coffee spew.
Now the question, obviously, is what happened here. Did the Zoom camera malfunction and then correct itself? Was it all a prank Brady was pulling on the media with his chair adjustment (in which case, he deserves an Oscar for not breaking character)? Or was Brady simply showing off his Super-Secret Tom Brady Powers?
The likely answer is "B," but I vote for the last. Although the notion that Tom Brady has Super-Secret Levitating Powers is a pretty creepy notion, given that Randall Flagg had levitation powers in "The Stand." And we all know how that turned out.
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