So I see that Bob Knight -- last seen looking profoundly disinterested at an NIT game this week -- is leaving ESPN. He's been an analyst for the network since 2008.
I don't think I have to tell you what this means.
1. Tom Crean is toast.
2. Upon his departure (the VCU job is open now, so maybe Crean will land there), RMK will re-enter Bloomington driving a golden chariot. The Bobbyheads will shout loud hosannas ("The program is saved!"), and the non-Bobbyheads will vainly try to remind everyone that his last five years in Assembly Hall were, well, pretty damn ordinary.
Just doing my part to get the Blobophiles riled up.