And now this week's edition of The NFL In So Many Words, the excruciatingly formulaic Blob feature of which critics have said "God, this is so excruciating!", and also "Formulaic? I got your formulaic right here, pal":
1. "God, this is so excruciating!" (Commanders quarterback Jayden Daniels, after going down with a dislocated elbow)
2. "Ditto!" (Bears quarterback Caleb Williams, after going down with a hamstring injury)
3. "Ditto!" (Giants quarterback Jaxson Dart, after going down with a sprained meniscus)
4. "Hey, what about me?" (Colts wide receiver Alec Pierce, who injured his left heel and is expected to miss several weeks)
5. Meanwhile, A-Aron Rodgers!
6. Did not get hurt. He and the Steelers merely got paved by the Patriots and Drake Maye -- who did not get hurt, either, and better yet did not throw three picks again.
7. In other news, the Ravens lost to the Saints, the Eagles barely survived the Titans and the Browns beat the Buccaneers in Tampa.
8. "What th--?" (Ravens fans)
9. "Expletive, expletive, what th--!" (Eagles fans)
10. "Oh, come ON! The BROWNS??" (Buc fans)
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