When last we left poor Bob Huggins, he was guest-hosting How To Blow Up Your Career In Two Easy Steps, having 1) smeared both Catholics and gays on a a Cincinnati radio show, and 2) gotten falling-down drunk in Pittsburgh and charged with DUI after blowing .21 on the old drunk meter.
Then he announced his resignation (under duress, surely) as head basketball coach at West Virginia.
But you think this means Hugs is finished? Hell, no, he's not finished!
Now his attorney is saying never mind your lying ears, Hugs never actually resigned. Sure, he announced he did, and he cleaned out his office and left, but that's not what really happened. That's only what you think happened.
See, what really happened was, um ... well ... oh, never mind the grubby details. The point here is Hugs is demanding to be reinstated or BY GOD HE'LL SUE. And, look, he's got this here lawyer to say so and everything!
I can only imagine what happens when all of this lands in some poor judge's courtroom.
HUGS' PEOPLE: Your honor, we demand Bob Huggins be reinstated as head basketball coach at West Virginia on account of he never actually resigned as head basketball coach at West Virginia.
WEST VIRGINIA'S PEOPLE: Yes, he did!
HUGGINS (bypassing his people): No, I didn't!
WEST VIRGINIA AD WREN BAKER: (bypassing their people): Bob, I was there! I heard you announce it myself!
HUGGINS: Nuh-uh!
BAKER: Bob!
HUGGINS (crossing his arms and shaking his head): Nope. Nope, nope, nope. Nnnn-ope.
JUDGE: Bob!
Oh, it's gonna be more fun than Saturday night at Mar-a-Lago. And just as bizarre.
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