And now this week's edition of The NFL In So Many Words, the memorable Blob feature of which critics have said "I'd forgotten all about that, and now you've reminded me! Damn you!", and also "What feature? I'm sorry, is that new?":
1. "Remember last week, when we were the best team in football and everyone was talking about a second straight home team Super Bowl?" (Rams fan)
2. "Yeah, those good days. Gooood days." (Also Rams fan, after Kyler Murray and the Cardinals danced all over the Rams' heads)
3. "Remember last week, when the Jets were trash and our rookie quarterback, Zach 'Beaver Cleaver' Wilson, looked like a kid trying to drive a car?" (Jets fan)
4. "Yes, we remember! What the hell, Titans?" (Titans fan)
5. "Remember. I don't know, TWO DAYS AGO, when Justin Fields looked pretty darn good -- not great, but OK -- and the Bears beat up on the the poor Lions?" (Bears fan)
6. "No, I don't recall that. I don't recall that at all." (Bears coach Matt Nagy, announcing Andy Dalton would be the starter again this week if he continues healing well)
7. "Remember when we actually had a football team, before our star quarterback became some sort of alleged serial predator and we traded a bunch of guys and now the Bills can laminate us 40-0 without even breaking a sweat?" (Texans fan)
8. "Why is that quarterback still on the roster? Why hasn't he been suspended by the league? Just what kind of dirt does he have on Roger Goodell and the gang, anyway?" (Also Texans fan)
9. "Remember the last time the Jets and the Giants both won on the same Sunday?" (New York people)
10. "We do!" (A bunch of dead New York people)
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