And now this week's edition of The NFL In So Many Words, the numbingly redundant Blob feature of which critics have said "Wait, didn't he say that already?", and also "We'd say this feature was numbingly redundant, but that would be numbingly redundant":
1. "So Aaron Rodgers DID retire!" (The world, last week, after Rodgers threw two picks and put up a 13.4 QBR in the Saints' 38-3 rump-roasting of the Packers)
2. "Hey, look! Aaron Rodgers decided to come back after all!" (Also the world, after Rodgers went 22-of-27 and threw four touchdown passes in the Packers' 35-17 rump-roasting of the Lions)
3. "The Lions? Why are the Lions on Monday Night Football?" (Also the world. And a legitimate damn question)
4. It's Tuesday morning and Bill Belichick is still crawling around in poor Jets rookie quarterback Zach Wilson's head.
5. "Dammit! Get out of my head already!" (Poor Jets rookie quarterback Zach Wilson)
6. Patrick Mahomes.
7. Was not the guy doing all those Patrick Mahomes things in the fourth quarter. It was Lamar Jackson.
8. "He'll NEVER be an effective NFL quarterback!" (Lots and lots and LOTS of NFL analysts, about Lamar Jackson.
9. "" (Those same analysts, after Jackson and the Ravens beat Mahomes and the Chiefs in a 36-35 come-from-behind thriller)
10. "The Lions? The LIONS??" (Because the Blob cannot be redundant enough about this)
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