So apparently Our Only Available Impeached President, Donald J. "Cognitive Ace" Trump, has been invited to throw out the first pitch at a Yankees home game next month.
It'll be OK, because no fans will be present in Yankee Stadium to boo/heckle/make fun of how he throws like a girl (Sorry, any and all girls who don't throw like girls). Thanks, Bastard Plague!
In any event, it strikes the Blob this will be the perfect occasion to dress up those cutouts MLB is employing in its ballparks this strange season. If you think about it, and you're of a particular ornery mindset, they're a killer prank waiting to happen.
For instance, you could fill the section directly behind homeplate with cutouts of Joe Biden.
And next to them, you could fill a section with Nancy Pelosi cutouts.
And next to them, you could fill a section with Tammy Duckworth cutouts, AOC cutouts, Robert Mueller cutouts, and of course Barack Obama cutouts.
With one last cutout of Joe Biden, winking.
The downside, of course, will be the extra work the grounds crew has to do on the pitcher's mound.
I mean, there'll be a quite a mess to clean up when Trump's head explodes.
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