And now a special edition of The NFL In So Many Words, the creepily lurking Blob feature of which people who thought it was over for this season have said "I thought it was over for this season!", and also "Please, make it be over for this season!":
1. It's Monday morning and Tyrod Taylor and Blake Bortles still can't locate their hindparts. And they're using both hands.
2. Hey, look, the Bills are in the playo--
3. OK, so now they're not.
4.. Hey, look, the Rams are in the playo-
5. Ditto.
6. Meanwhile Tyrod Taylor and Blake Bortles.
6. Is the complete list of quarterbacks your high school would be proud to have as its varsity starter. OK, JV starter. OK, practice-squad starter.
7. This is not to imply neither of them looked remotely like an NFL quarterback Sunday.
8. OK, so it is.
9. Hey, look, this could be the Chiefs yea--
10. Wait! Is that Marcus Mariota?
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