Tuesday, December 19, 2017

A few brief thoughts on NFL Week 15

And now this week's edition of The NFL In So Many Words, the holly-jolly Blob feature of which Burl Ives has said "It's the best time of the year because this stupid thing is almost over," and also "I don't know if it will snow, but if does I hope it buries this thing in a 10-foot drift":

1. It's Tuesday morning, and that was still a touchdown.

2. Although the New England Patriots will no longer need anything under the tree.

3. Silver bells ... silver bells ...

4. It's concussion protocol time in the city ...

5. The Col-- oh, never mind.

6. The Brow-- ditto.

7. It's Tuesday morning and Seahawks coach Pete Carroll is still picking up the pieces.

8. Here's an arm. Here's a leg. Here's part of Russell Wilson, and something with Todd Gurley's treadmarks all over it.

9. Of course Aaron Rodgers should play, even though there's no reason to now.

10. Saxophone. Or guitar. Just not football.

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