(In which the Blob again flees Sportsball World for … ah, you know the rest)
So apparently dreams, even satirical ones, are nothing but dreams after all.
This after President Donald John “Hey, Quit Hogging My Crazy” Trump pulled the plug on Secretary of War Pete “I Miss The Days Of Trebuchets” Hegseth’s scheme to televise Nidal Hasan’s execution by firing squad.
Donald John said, nah, not even we’re Stalinesque enough to do THAT.
Too bad. I hear EA Sports had a new video game ready to launch, too.
They were gonna call it “Grand Theft Call Of Duty Halo 12: Heart Shot.” Twelfth Century Pete himself was all set to narrate.
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