And now this week's edition of The NFL In So Many Words, the party-pooping Blob feature of which critics have said "What's that I smell in the midst of this lovely party?", and also "Ewww! Look who pooped right in the midst of this lovely party!":
1. "Ewww! Look who pooped right in the midst of our lovely undefeated season!" (Eagles fans, after the Iggles lost for the first time this season, at home, to the "meh" Washington Commanders)
2. "Heh." (Commanders quarterback Taylor Heinicke)
3. Hey, look, it's the Dallas Cowboys!
4. Mightiest team in all the land!
5. Best team in the entire history of the NF- HEY WAIT A MINUTE WE LOST TO THE PACKERS??
6. "Heh." (Aaron Rodgers)
7. "Heh." (The ghost of Vince Lombardi, who also said "Same old Cowboys. They never could beat us.")
8. Meanwhile, the Lions beat Bears ("What?"), the Panthers beat the Falcons ("Huh?"), and Germans turned out by the tens of thousands in Munich to watch the Buccaneers beat the Seahawks ("Oh, come on!")
9. "Hey, we love American football! Watching Tom Brady march his troops down the field reminds us of marching through Belgium in the Great War!" (Germany)
10. "Huh?" (Tom Brady)
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