And now this week's edition of The NFL In So Many Words, the unrepentant Blob feature of which critics have said "My God, he's unrepentant!" and "How arrogant of him to be so unrepentant!":
1. Mitchell Trubisky!
2. Is the greatest Bears quarterback since Gary Huff!
3. OK, so BETTER than Gary Huff!
4. Better than Bob Avellini, even!
5. Meanwhile, Patrick Mahomes.
6. Was finally human.
7. Until he wasn't.
8. In other news, the Cowboys squeaked past the Lions and are now BACK, baby! Greatest football team since the Duluth Eskimos and the Pottsville Maroons!
9. Until they're not.
10. OK, OK. So Mitchell Trubisky is better than Doug Flutie, Jack Concannon, Sid Luckman, Rex Grossman and Peter Tom Willis, too.*
(* -- But not better than Jim Miller. Let's not get carried away here.)
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