And now this week's edition of The NFL In So Many Words, the eternally questioning Blob feature of which critics have said "Do the questions include 'Why'?", and also "I'm questioning why we can't kill this thing":
1. "What the hell is THIS? Like we didn't see enough of the stalemate on the Western Front in 1916." (The German audience for the 10-6 Colts-Patriots snoozefest in Frankfurt)
2. "What the hell is THIS? And can I pull this stocking cap all the way over my face so I don't have to watch Mac Jones anymore?" (Bill Belichick)
3. "Where did the Bills go, and who's wearing their uniforms?" (America, watching Buffalo fart around on national TV and lose to the Broncos on MNF)
4. "Who's this C.J. Stroud guy, and why is he out-Joe Burrowing Joe Burrow?" (The Bengals, watching Stroud light them up in a 30-27 loss to the Texans)
5. "Where did the Bills go?" (Because it's worth asking twice)
6. "Josh Dobbs? Josh Dobbs? The hell did HE come from?" (The Saints, after becoming the latest victim of the Vikings' suddenly amazing journeyman quarterback)
7. "Pretty much everywhere." (Dobbs, who's played for seven teams in seven NFL seasons)
8. "Is it OK if we just don't play the Cowboys anymore?" (The Giants, boat-raced again by Dak Prescott and the Pokes, who've outscored the Jints 89-17 in two meetings this season)
9. "Ha-ha-ha-ha, no." (The NFL schedulemakers)
10. "Ha-ha-ha-ha what the schedulemakers said." (The Cowboys)
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