America's what?

 So Jim Harbaugh thinks Michigan should be the new America's Team, on account of all the adversity the Spyverines are going through because some guy who was a complete stranger decided all on his own to carry out an illegal spying operation right under the blameless noses of Harbaugh and his staff.

I agree.

In fact, I can't think of anyone who more embodies American values here in 2023 than the Spyverines. I mean, isn't doubling down on denial when you get caught red-handed a virtue in America now? And you wanna talk about adversity? 

Shoo. In America now, adversity is what happens when you pull  shady shite and someone tries to hold you accountable for it. Geez Louise, the unfairness of that. What a burden to carry, this awful persecution by A) jealous rivals who'll go to any lengths to take you down just because you're better than they are, or B) corrupt political adversaries who'll go to any lengths to take you down just because you want to Save America from liberal vermin. 

(See: Harbaugh and his supporters: the Former Guy and his enraptured cult members; etc., etc.)

America's Team?

Damn right Michigan is.

At least, in this America.