And now this week's edition of The NFL In So Many Words, the prolific Blob feature of which critics have said "Stop being so prolific, dammit!". and also "Enough prolific-ness ... prolific-ability ... whatever, already!":
1. Speaking of prolific, it's Tuesday morning and the Dolphins just scored again.
2. "Well, that's just mean." (The Denver Broncos)
3. "Oops, we scored AGAIN!" (The Dolphins, cackling madly)
4. "Woo-hoo! Look who's leading the AFC South!" (The Indianapolis Colts)
5. "Wait ... what?" (The rest of the AFC South)
6. (Also the Baltimore Ravens, beaten at home by the Colts in OT thanks to five Matt Gay field goals, including an NFL record four 50-plus yarders)
7. "Wait, you mean Matt Gay was worth all that money we paid him? Well, gee, I guess we weren't so stupid after all, were we, ya know-it-alls?" (Chris Ballard and Jim Irsay, cackling madly)
8. The Broncos. The Bears. The J-E-T-S Jets-Jets-Jets.
9. Should just quit while they're behind.
10. "And take the Cowboys with you!" (The Arizona Cardinals, cackling madly)
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