Ode to a villain

 And now a few brief words to acknowledge the passing of that giant of professional wrestling villainy, The Iron Sheik, who died yesterday at 81 and is likely even now applying the Camel Clutch to whatever unfortunate celestial being questioned his entry into Paradise.

First off, the aforementioned celestial being is a jabroni (the Sheik's preferred epithet for assorted jerks and posers)

Same goes for death, the ultimate jabroni.

Also, F*** THE MONDAY (One of the Sheik's favorite tweets on his legendary parody account on the Magic Twitter Thingy).

Also, F*** THE WILDFIRES (One the last tweets on the account, along with WHOEVER LET THE DOGS OUT CAN GO F*** YOURSELF and F*** THE APPLE VISION PRO HEADSET)

Rest in whatever you want to rest in, Sheik. And warn the celestials ahead of time about Hulk Hogan, that jabroni.