And now this week's edition of The NFL In So Many Words, the magnanimous Blob feature which epitomizes this season of giving, as in "I give up! Now please stop!", and also "I'm giving you one last chance to quit this stupid thing!":
1. It's Tuesday morning and Kenyon Drake is still in the end zone.
2. "Dammit! How'd he get in the end zone?" (Patriots fans everywhere)
3. "Dammit!" (More Patriots fans)
4. "Dammit!" (Yet more Patriots fans)
5. Meanwhile, the Colts!
6. Are alive! Yes, they are! You saw them move, right?
7. "Dammit! They were supposed to be dead! Why are they moving?" (The Houston Texans)
8. Hey, look! It's the Bears!
9. "And there's, like, a hundred of them! Where did they come from? And why are they all after m--!" (Rams quarterback Jared Goff)
10. "HOW DID HE GET IN THE END ZONE??" (Still the Patriots fans)
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