And now this week's rendering of The NFL In So Many Words, the numbingly recurrent Blob feature of which Van Gogh has said, "Hey, Rembrandt, get a load of this. He's calling it a rendering now," and Rembrandt has replied "Yeah, I got his rendering right here":
1. Hey, look, it's the Colts!
2. And they're gonna wi--
3. Oh.
4. It's Tuesday morning and the Giants still can't find the end zone.
5. OK, so they did, but only by accident, and only because the Lions said, "Fine. You can score. Now quit whining."
6. Hey, look! It's the Cowboys!
7. All crated up and ready for the trip home.
8. Wait, open it back up. We missed a piece of Ezekiel Elliott.
9. Meanwhile, in Chicago, Mike Glennon!
10. Sorry, Bears fans. That was cruel.
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