Look, I don't care if you think the mayor of New York is going turn the Big Apple into Tehran or outlaw hotdogs at Yankee Stadium. Just keep your Islamophobia and MDS (Mamdani Derangement Syndrome) down there in Mom's basement for a bit, OK?
Because That Muslim Guy, Hizzoner Zohran Mamdani, just demonstrated he knows his city as well as anyone, and red-lined the cuteness meter at the same time.
With the hometown Knicks about to play in the NBA Finals for the first time in 27 years, see, he's declared a moratorium on bedtimes.
Yes, that's right, America. Yesterday, surrounded by a bunch of young New Yorkers, he signed an "executive order" repealing kids' bedtimes for the duration of the Finals. Then the kids sealed the deal by putting their handprints on the EO.
WHEREAS, bedtimes should not impede the ability of New York's Cutest to cheer for the Knicks and watch every second of this historic Championship series ... the proclamation read.
"As Mayor, you're forced to make many difficult decisions," Mamdani posted on X. "This was not one of them."
Waiting now for some MDS-afflicted fruit loop to condemn Hizzoner for -- let's see -- "interfering in parental decisions" and "government overreach." 'Cause you know it's comin'.
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