And now this week's edition of The NFL In So Many Words, the venerable Blob feature of which actual venerable people have said "Venerable, my a**!". and also "Where were you during the Depression, sonny? Now that was venerable, by gum! You whippersnappers have no idea!":
1. It's the fourth quarter, and the Colts are leading!
2. In other news, here comes the Hindenburg! Look how majestically it glides toward its mooring thing! What a great day to be in Lakehurst, N.J.!
3. Meanwhile, the Browns.
4. Continue Brownsing.
5. Also, the Bears.
6. Continue Bearsing.
7. Alex Smith for MVP!
8. (Winner of the "Gee, Remember That?" Post of the Week)
9. "Yo, Adrian! I did it! I got his chain AGAIN!" (Aqib Talib, after snatching Michael Crabtree's chain, setting off one of those football fights that will be never be confused for Rocky-vs.-Apollo Creed, or even
Rocky-vs.-Drago)
10. "No way he gets my chain again!" (Michael Crabtree, shortly before Talib got his chain again, setting off one of those football fights etc., etc.)
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