Ninety years old, for God's sake. How the hell does A.J. Foyt Jr. still walk among us, at such an ancient age?
How did he survive those lovely but wicked old front-engine Offys, which were immovable objects meeting another immovable object when they got up into a speedway wall? And which vibrated so badly at speed A.J. said he had to occasionally bang his hand against the cockpit to get some feeling back in it?
How did he survive getting upside-down in a stock car at Riverside one day, and would have died right then if Parnelli Jones hadn't scooped a bunch of dirt out of his airway? How did he survive the day, in his racing dotage, when his brakes failed going into a corner at Elkhart Lake and he plowed into an embankment so hard it nearly destroyed his feet?
Told the first track workers on the scene to just hit him in the head with a hammer, ol' A.J. did. Even the toughest man in motorsports wasn't up to dealing with that kind of pain fully conscious.
And yet ...
And yet here he was turning 90 yesterday, the living embodiment of survival of the grittiest. Still ambulatory. Breathing less fire than in the olden days, but still breathing nonetheless. Still showing up at Indy every May with his race team, for whom a kid almost young enough to be his great-grandchild now drives his iconic No. 14.
Santino Ferrucci, after all, is 26 years old. That's 64 years younger than his race team's patriarch, if I've got the math right. And yet here the patriarch still is, keeping watch.
They say A.J. Foyt Jr. never met a race car he couldn't drive the wheels off of, and he's got the resume to prove it. The man won the Daytona 500 in a stock car and the 24 Hours of LeMans in one of Carroll Shelby's Ford GT40s, and of course the Indianapolis 500 four times in an IndyCar. Had he ever gotten the urge to hop the pond and race Formula 1, he probably would have won a couple Monacos or Zandvoorts, too.
The corollary to all of the above, of course, is if A.J. never met a race car he couldn't drive, he also never met one that could kill him, either.
You can call that luck or skill or plain old barbed-wire contrariness, because as fascinating and (dare we say) charming as he could be when he was in a good mood, he could stop a rattlesnake with one Texas Death Stare when things weren't going well. What was astounding about that, naturally, was how often it coincided with the appearance of some callow reporter with a microphone or a tape recorder.
Quick story: Once many years ago I was following a young radio reporter who was following A.J. back to Gasoline Alley. The poor kid might have been even younger than I was, and I was a mere pup. Anyway, he sidled up to A.J., matching him stride for stride, and stuck a mic under his chin while asking him questions in what was, frankly, an annoyingly obsequious whisper.
After a few steps, A.J. pulled up short and rounded on the kid.
"Get that f****in' thing outta my face," he snarled.
I like to think that's why the man is still with us, at 90 years of age. I like to think, all the times death waved its infamous scythe at him through the years, that A.J. Foyt Jr. looked him square in the eye and once more snarled, "Get that f***in' thing outta my face."
If the man ever needs an epitaph, I say that's it.