And One Thing More

 Exciting news today from the world of boxing -- which used to be the World Of Boxing until MMA stole its capital letters, along with its fa...

 ... on the NFL, because the NFL is BACK, baby! Got off to a whiz-bang start last night when Jalen Carter SPIT IN DAK PRESCOTT'S FACE, a...

 Always now, I suppose, it will be an April night in 1991, and Lonnie Loach will be 23 years old, slogging up ice one last time. Slogging up...

 I'm with Vice-President Mini-Me, doggone it. I'm fearfully afraid (or afraid-ly fearful) Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce getting enga...

 And just when you thought the Blob was going to stop torturing you with tales of my Pittsburgh Cruds, on account of they're not nearly ...

Hey, didja hear the one about Bill Belichick? Knock-knock. Who's there? Bill Belichick. Bill Belichick who? Bill Belichick who is the De...

I wouldn't know Piotr Szczerej if he snatched me bald-headed, which by all available evidence he would. But he's exactly the sort of...