Well, shucky dern, as someone surely said some time.
("Don't bet on it," you're saying)
Looks like President Donald John "Jokes? Have I Got Jokes!" Trump said yesterday he was only funnin' with us about making UFC boss Dana White his new White House press secretary.
"Just kidding!" Fearless Leader said, or words to that effect.
You can take him at his word (never a winning move), or figure he played the just-kidding card because America reacted to his announcement by laughing hysterically and lampooning the hell out of the idea. The latter would include the Blob, who yesterday had great fun with the whole idea of some cage-match dude being the official mouthpiece of the President. And this after F.L.'s previous choice, Blonde Girl 5 Or Something, turned out to be incapable of public speaking, and a fake lawyer besides.
No doubt Fearless Leader didn't want that to happen again. Or even worse, have White end his first media briefing by sending one of his UFC brawlers into the White House press corps to punch Jim Acosta or someone in the face.
Too bad. It would have been great fun to see a celebrity cage match between, say, Maggie Haberman and Laura Loomer. Or a seniors bout between Carl Bernstein and Wolf Blitzer.
Or how about Fearless Leader himself, all tatted up and AI-ripped, versus Canadian prime minister Mark Carney.
First one to land a roundhouse tariff wins.
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