Your signature Draft-y moment

 So the NFL Draft First-Round Extravaganza is over, and other than the usual -- guys getting picked, teams trading up to pick other guys, and the gurus obsessing about the size of a quarterback's hands -- there was the requisite signature moment that made everyone nod and say "Of course." 

The moment happened when the Jets picked Cincinnati defensive back Ahmad "Sauce" Gardner with the fourth pick, spawning a lot of bad jokes that in one fell swoop Sauce had become Weak Sauce. That wasn't the signature moment, however.

The signature moment was when Sauce got lost on the way to the stage for his bro hug with NFL commissioner Roger Goodell.

Sample headline: "Jets Top Draft Pick Gets Lost. Because, The Jets."

Now all Sauce has to do is get lost on the way to training camp. Because, again, the Jets.

Wait, this is Pittsburgh? How'd I get here ... 

Something like that.