And now this week's edition of The NFL In So Many Words, the remorselessly viral Blob feature of which critics have said "Dang! It's so remorseless! And viral!", and "It doesn't even care if you're the President! Or a Republican!":
1. It's Tuesday morning and there is still no vaccine for Russell Wilson.
2. Or Patrick Mahomes.
3. Or Aaron Rodgers.
4. Or even that old guy in Tampa.
5. "Wait, the Browns almost dropped fi'ty on 'em? In Jerry's House?" (All the gurus who were talking up the Dallas Cowboys)
6. "Musta been talkin' about some OTHER Dallas Cowboys." (Everyone who remembers all the gurus who were talking up the Cowboys)
7. "Hey, look! We're up two touchdowns on the Saints!" (Lions fans, early on Sunday)
8. "!#%&!!" (Lions fans, later on Sunday)
9. Meanwhile, the Titans are still undefeated!
10. (The 'Rona) (Pointedly clearing throat)
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